Two pink and yellow moths resembling a brain and a butterfly, with text on a white background that says "You know you were banging your face against a light bulb last night... dang...that explains my headache"

Make it stand out.

MY WORLD

Introduce my brand

Ok - so let me tell you something about self-publishing - it's a flippin' joke! Amazon only markets five star product or uses expensive paid ads and my books are buried, despite good metadata practice. So I tried to publish with Ingram Spark to see how that would go. LOL!  I would have to price my book at over $40 US for me to even make $1! so they can make their profit and the retailer can make their profit - but the one who made the profit possible is left out of the equation.

So - being that I would be completely embarrassed to sell one of my books at $40, I priced my favorite book Pecas & Paloma at their max price of $124.99! If I sell any books at all, the proceeds will go to my favorite charity that's removing plastics from our oceans - 4OCEAN! Will report back soon and let you know what happened.

Might report on SM to get some attention. 

A man with a beard and mustache smiling, wearing a black puffer jacket and sunglasses hanging from his shirt, standing in front of a colorful graffiti mural featuring a black cat with a cobra on its head, surrounded by vibrant leaves and abstract shapes.

Last year, after some liquid cheer, I decided to photograph the intro credits from the old black and white holiday classic Its a Wonderful Life by Frank Capra. I colorized the images to what they might of looked like in the 1930s and changed or removed text so folks could download the files and use them as their holiday cards.

Something retro and something no one else will have!

Please give me credit if you try making money from them.

- Happy Holidays!

It’s a Wonderful Life

Christmas Cards

It's a Wonderful Life Christmas Cards
DOWN LOAD PDF FILE HERE
A collage of ten vintage styled Christmas cards with holiday greetings, set against a snowy background with a large full moon. The cards include messages such as "Merry Christmas," "It's a Wonderful Life," "Wishing You a Wonderful Life," "Happy Holidays," and "Merry Christmas."

MY ILLUSTRATIONS

WERE AVAILABLE ON TIKTOK! - until you know what happened!

I’ve removed myself from social media but you can see some of my illustration process in the videos I saved.

Click the link below to access the TikTok videos I was making until I gave up the fight.

Illustration Videos

"Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale"

- Hans Christian Andersen

THE STORY OF JOHN’S BOOKS

John is a hopeful preeminent illustrator and author whose professional career began back in 1994 after his first published work. Since then, he's explored different writing genres and is working to create a following who await his latest releases. With numerous projects and awards to his name, he continues to push literary boundaries in ecology in exposing young minds to the wonders of the natural world in the hopes it remains wondrous for generations to come.  ​

John's career as a public environmental science educator, anthropologist, archivist, exhibition designer, developer, artist, illustrator and writer spans over thirty years. He has designed over 180 temporary and national award-winning traveling exhibits and a few dozen picture books and coffee table books for other artist. He has paintings, graphics and exhibitions around the world from Kuala Lumpur to South America and from India to Europe, recently producing the traveling exhibition Wicked Plants, based on the work of author Amy Stewart, which even toured Vegas a few times.

His last works included the production of an exhibition on Mastodons and even an exhibit on Zombies from the TV show Z Nation. He is currently looking for representation and a publisher for all works. 

 When he’s not writing or illustrating, he’s assisting low-income families in his county with repairing their housing so he can have health benefits, while using his limited free time to write and illustrate and to look for opportunities to connect with readers to further his mission of promoting environmental awareness through science literature.

Please help support John and this mission!

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DINOSAURS!

I love them and I never had them as a child!

I read an article about creating dopamine triggers by hiding by hiding things in your home environment that make you laugh or smile or bring you joy. The idea is that you get a hit of dopamine whenever you come across an object or image. 

Since I always wanted Dinos, I decided to buy myself some cheap monochromatic plastic Dinos at the grocery store and repaint them, since I am an accomplished artists. I painted these and some others to be realistic, and they have actually brought me a lot of joy and a few make me laugh even today. Especially the T-rex peeking over my alarm clock who greets me each mornings. Try it sometime - it really does make a difference in your mood. 

A desk or shelf with a potted cactus, a small tube, animal figurines resembling dinosaurs, an 'Obessive Compulsive' action figure in packaging, and a card that says 'Stay Away from Cashmates' with a shark illustration.
A small dinosaur toy standing next to an alarm clock on a desk, with a large empty plant pot and a colorful peacock drawing in the background near a window with curtains.

JOHN CAYDEN

why I chose CAYDEN

A blue poster with customizable text at the top, the name 'Cayden' in large white letters, and the subtitle 'Young Warrior'. Below, a detailed origin and meaning of the name Cayden, along with its historical and modern usage. The bottom part contains personality traits like strong, deep thinker, intuitive, enchanting, imaginative, idealistic, wise, and unconventional in different font styles and sizes.

I’ve always been enthusiastic about great writing, and am privileged to be turning my passion for painting and design and teaching ecology into a new career as a professional author - even though I currently get only chump change from Amazon. About a dollar a book before taxes! Woot! Needless to say that I am looking out for some guidance and professional representation! 

I chose 'CAYDEN' because it means survivor or warrior in some languages. I'm a long term survivor and proud of it!

Dang poor because of it, but proud.  

- John Cayden

Looking for beta testers for E books!

I've created a few FREE E books out of early book drafts for beta-testing, as I have no idea what works best for construction of an E-book. If you are a reader who elects to read children's books with a tablet or laptop, I would greatly appreciate some feedback on best platform, display, structure, technical issues, metadata, content, etc...within Amazon limits as I am currently limited to selling on Amazon. Insert frown here. 

Thank you for your comments and your help!!

 

NOTE: These are not the published versions of the books and may be very incomplete. 

For GUI testing only.

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